Russell Crowe wants me...or should
Last night I had the pleasure of a night out with a good friend. We decided to go see the movie, "Robin Hood." I'm in love, or at least that other "L" word. Hubba, hubba!
Russell Crowe had me wanting to fight the bad guys with my trusty bow and arrows, ride horses while the wind blew my long, beautiful (sans the gray) red hair (hey, it's my dream, 'k?), and catching wild animals and cooking them over the starry skies...at night...with him.
Him doing the catching and the cooking, that is. I can't even kill spiders.
After seeing that action-packed movie, I had a hard time going to sleep. When I did, it was Russell Crowe all night. He wanted me.
Course I played hard to gettttt. It's what we women do. I was Maiden Jaw Jaw, and he was my hero, come to save me from the nasty old icky tax collector. Reminds me of my IRS bill. Where's Robin when you need him?
AnyHOO, it was a good night except I'm worn slap out. Villains were around every bend in the forest, and there was always a battle to fight. Being a fair maiden isn't all that it's cracked up to be, peeps.
My guess is that Russ (as we that know him, call him) would like a nice, quiet vacation in Alabama. As Monty would say, "Come on down!"
Wait a minute, that would require housecleaning, and da Queen don't do manual labor. So I'll just be happy to view him on the big screen cause this baby boomer ain't no Merry Maid.
Love and lust to Russ till we meet again. Next time at the Hilton.
Maiden Jaw Jaw
posted by Queen Jaw Jaw at
8:28 AM
10 Comments:
If he 'wants' you that bad he won't care if the house is messy! LOL (Just make sure all the'gators are gone from the moat - wouldn't want him eaten before he gets inside.)
Ooooo...good point. Flipping through the Yellow Pages right now for "Moat Cleaners."
I have lusted after that man since I first saw him in LA Confidential. Sorry, but you are going to need to crawl over my dead body to get to him before I do. I will let you keep your dreams, however.
PS - Loved the movie, too.
Sleep with one eye open, babe. LOL!
Just think....Russ (as we call him) might google his name to see what's on the net about him and see THIS blog! Before you know it he just might be swooping down in his Robin Hood gear (love those green tights) to save you from WHATEVER! Oh yeah - "Moat Cleaners" is in the same section in the Yellow Pages as "Rent-A-Moat-Gator".......Good luck.
Hugs
Pam
http://pamelajunekimmell.com
Now THAT would be cool. Then I could tell him to rescue me from the IRS. Talk about a dream!
Cheat! It's a picture of him 20 years ago. You post a pix of you 20 years ago and he WILL want you.
Carolyn Howard-Johnson
Tweeting writers' resources @frugalbookpromo
Hahahah..wait. Whattt?
Funny...had a similar experience this week after seeing Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia. Dang! Just when I thought those lovely hormones had gone pretty much dormant...who knew they were only waiting for inspiration? Gotta love it, Boomer girlfriend!
Sharon,
Let's start a HUNK CLUB FOR BOOMERS. Wanna...I get to be the prez.
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