Saturday, June 05, 2010

The Bank Whisperer

It's taken me years to train my bank. They were under the impression that I put money in, they keep it. lame.

Course some of them are grasshoppers, so not wanting to embarrass the new kid on the block, I pulled her aside last week and whispered, "Now honey, here's how it goes. I put money in, I spend it. And sometimes, I spend more than what's in there. 'K?" You could tell she was new by the puzzled look on her face. Give her a few withdrawals, and she'll catch on.

Come on people, it isn't like they don't have bunches and bunches. I bet if they looked closer at some other accounts, they'd find extra and there you go; problem solved. Do I have to teach them everything? Oh well, you know meeee, I dooo what I cannnn.

Yesterday I drove up to the window to cash a check. I could tell they were so glad to see me because every single teller in the place, plus the prez, two unknown customers, and the janitor came running over and stood around as she pushed out that drawer thingy. Warms your heart doesn't it?

Somehow they've gotten the impression I'm rich. They must have because I overheard one of them say, "If there's a pool, I want in on it." Ahhh, you guys! Aren't they just the nicest things?

I know they were sad to see me leave too because all smiles dropped when she gave me my cash. Sigh.

Just call me the Queen of Withdrawals.

My bank does.


Blogger Ruth said...

I love this! Reminds me of when my boys were little; they thought that if there were checks in the checkbook that meant there was money in the bank! I wish!!

10:31 AM  
Blogger Queen Jaw Jaw said...

Whatttt? You mean that's not true? Ye gads, you'll be telling me that Santa isn't real. Puleaseeee.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! See? You even keep your bank teller entertained by that sense of humor of yours...."Hey you guys - she's baaaaaaack with another check!" If you can make the folks at your bank laugh - you can make ANYONE laugh. Atta girl!


2:43 PM  
Anonymous KC said...

Ohhhh geezz crack me up!We all know that with that wonderful zany sense of humor you will be the one laughing all the way to the bank! Queen Jaw Jaw will continue to be a success; you can BANK on that! heheheh.

Trying to make "cents" of it all,
KC :)

7:18 AM  
Blogger Queen Jaw Jaw said...

KC, wanna be my agent? Love ya, Hun.

2:27 PM  

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