Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Brushing with Laughter

I have a sister and I won't say which one, but her initials are BC. BC is a farmer at heart. She loves feeding cows, miniature horses, mini mules, and other things that smell. Breezy, whoops, did I say that? Ah...BC has a pond where she takes her grandbeauties to fish AND she baits all the hooks with icky grub worms. Can you say worm poop?

After a day at the pond, BC goes home and decides to rid herself of the worm remains under her nails. Using the toothbrush she had on reserve for cleaning sink drains and the like, she begins scrubbing.

Here comes the good part...

Ringggg...telephone call. The caller talks and talks. BC thinks she'll multitask so she goes into the bathroom to brush her teeth while the caller keeps talking.

You KNOW where this is going, don't you?

My sister learned a two valuable lessons that day.

Never, ever, get distracted while on the phone. And NEV-ER call me and confess.

I said, "Don't you ever call me dumb again." She replied..."Oh yeah, well I didn't try to fry French fries in water. And there was that time you..." She's lying...of course. I was framed I tell ya...framed.

I'm just glad she isn't a writer.


Blogger Ann and Dennis said...

This is a new look, isn't it? I love your blog and am going to start to visit much more often!

5:45 PM  
Blogger Queen Jaw Jaw said...

Yes ma'am. I like it. It's smooth and clean looking. Me thinks. So glad to see you here. Sending love!

6:13 PM  
Blogger Robin said...

I just hope she doesn't kiss her grandbeauties with that mouth. :)

7:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yesterday when I read this (giggle) I TRIED to leave a comment and tell you how hilarious this story was (tee hee) and failed. Today Blogger likes me. (HA) I can post comments and tell you this story is precious! I'm kind of wondering if your sister is plotting revenge of some kind for your having shared this little tidbit but hey - you could handle that...right? After all, you ARE The Queen.


3:11 PM  

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