Brushing with Laughter

I have a sister and I won't say which one, but her initials are BC. BC is a farmer at heart. She loves feeding cows, miniature horses, mini mules, and other things that smell. Breezy, whoops, did I say that? Ah...BC has a pond where she takes her grandbeauties to fish AND she baits all the hooks with icky grub worms. Can you say worm poop?

After a day at the pond, BC goes home and decides to rid herself of the worm remains under her nails. Using the toothbrush she had on reserve for cleaning sink drains and the like, she begins scrubbing.

Here comes the good part...

Ringggg...telephone call. The caller talks and talks. BC thinks she'll multitask so she goes into the bathroom to brush her teeth while the caller keeps talking.

You KNOW where this is going, don't you?

My sister learned a two valuable lessons that day.

Never, ever, get distracted while on the phone. And NEV-ER call me and confess.

I said, "Don't you ever call me dumb again." She replied..."Oh yeah, well I didn't try to fry French fries in water. And there was that time you..." She's lying...of course. I was framed I tell ya...framed.

I'm just glad she isn't a writer.