Hitting the Motherlode
So it's early morning and I'm sipping java, wondering what day of the week it is. I hit the wrong button while surfing around in search of, ah...hmm...it was...ah...whatever.
I ended up on this hilarious blog. I don't normally promote people who are funnier than me, but there are times even da Queen here has to give it up for laughter masters.
One blog leads to another and there you go.
Two blogs later, and wayyy too many cups of java, I've read all I could about these two broads and nothing doing but I run to the nearest Books-A-Cost Me a Bundle and purchase copies of their book..or books. Oh like I needed for this to happen?
Sigh...so I won't be able to order the small batter bowl (say that fast, five times) from Pampered Chef. There are times one simply must look past long-held desires and switch directions. Buh-bye bowl...hello books!
So...by now you're wondering who could have captured da Queen's eye...eh? Not telling. Beg me. C'mon, beg. Oh peeshaw...I'm only playin' with ya, hun.
Here tis....I'll let you know what I think about um once I read um...
Book 1. Bitter Is the New Black : Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry a Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office--By Jen Lancaster
Book 2. Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass LookBig, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer--By Jen Lancaster
Book 3. Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
HER BLOG: Jennsylvania
While you're overspending, the second author is---
Book 3. Queen of the Road: The True Tale of 47 States, 22,000 Miles, 200 Shoes, 2 Cats, 1 Poodle, a Husband, and a Bus with a Will of Its Own
by Doreen Orion
HER BLOG: What do you want from me?
By the way, in case you're wondering, no animals were used in the posting of this info, and no money has exchanged hands. I just saw the books, read the teasers, and wanted to share. I'm a sucker for humor...sue me
I ended up on this hilarious blog. I don't normally promote people who are funnier than me, but there are times even da Queen here has to give it up for laughter masters.
One blog leads to another and there you go.
Two blogs later, and wayyy too many cups of java, I've read all I could about these two broads and nothing doing but I run to the nearest Books-A-Cost Me a Bundle and purchase copies of their book..or books. Oh like I needed for this to happen?
Sigh...so I won't be able to order the small batter bowl (say that fast, five times) from Pampered Chef. There are times one simply must look past long-held desires and switch directions. Buh-bye bowl...hello books!
So...by now you're wondering who could have captured da Queen's eye...eh? Not telling. Beg me. C'mon, beg. Oh peeshaw...I'm only playin' with ya, hun.
Here tis....I'll let you know what I think about um once I read um...
Book 1. Bitter Is the New Black : Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry a Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office--By Jen Lancaster
Book 2. Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass LookBig, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer--By Jen Lancaster
Book 3. Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why it Often Sucks in the City, or Who are These Idiots and Why Do They All Live Next Door to Me?
HER BLOG: Jennsylvania
While you're overspending, the second author is---
Book 3. Queen of the Road: The True Tale of 47 States, 22,000 Miles, 200 Shoes, 2 Cats, 1 Poodle, a Husband, and a Bus with a Will of Its Own
by Doreen Orion
HER BLOG: What do you want from me?
By the way, in case you're wondering, no animals were used in the posting of this info, and no money has exchanged hands. I just saw the books, read the teasers, and wanted to share. I'm a sucker for humor...sue me
posted by Queen Jaw Jaw at
10:07 AM
2 Comments:
Hey!
I sure won't sue you for promoting my book, but... there can be only one Queen.
(Hope you love it. But, if you don't - lying works for me.)
You lie? OMGosh...you simply have to love that in a person.
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