Crazy Unusual Pet Products
A friend sent me the link to a well-written, yet wacky page of pet products; such as the one pictured on the left. The Paw-Plunger. Is it just me or does that dog's face say, "Gawd, don't tell the boys, 'k?"
Then there was the high chair that lets your pet sit right up at the table with you while you have dinner. 'Cuse me, I think I just swallowed a cat hair. What? Sit at the table with you?
Somehow I can't see my cat being strapped into a highchair and saying, "Pass the spuds, will ya. I'm starved. My stomach thinks my throats been cut. Oh, and a little ketchup on the taters."
Ain't gonna happen. Now if she gets her own commercial, or at least starts earning her way around here; maybe. But no ketchup on taters...that's reserved for pizza.
One that really got my attention was a set of pet doorbells. No longer do they have to sit outside and wonder if you heard them knock. They just hit the bell and like Pavlov, you come a running to let um in.
If my dog were still alive, she would have taken great pleasure in waiting until I was in the bathtub and then, Ding Dong! More than once, too.
Any pet that can learn to sit at the table and eat taters, or ring a doorbell, scares me. That's when they go from being the house pet to being in charge and this house has one Queen...ME.
Ding Dong! Okay, that's not funny. Which one of you clowns did that?
JJ -- the Queen of Wacky
posted by Queen Jaw Jaw at
6:39 AM
3 Comments:
Yep - we tend to spoil our animal children but this is right out of the "twilight zone" !! You stated it all so well I can't add a darned thing except my cat Sam does not own or use any of that "equipment" - and seems to be a happy boy nonetheless.....LOL
Pam
Unbelievable! But people spend millions of dollars on their pets, so I suppose the sky's the limit. I didn't see anything I would want to get for my poochies (well, maybe one or two!) :)
All I ask of my pet is that she have the decency to give me kisses before going out and smelling other neighbors butts. Now really I ask you, is that too much to ask???
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