All Things Icky!
Well...today would have been a total waste of makeup had it been a workday. Speaking of which, why can't I get sick on a workday like everybody else? Oh nuuuuuuu....my body picks a Sunday.
Murphy is alive and well, living in Alabama and as someone once told me, "Queenie...you can't have JUST A DAY, can you? Something always happens." Ain't it so girlfriend? Ain't it so?
I got up, put the coffee on and began checking my email fan letters. Both of um. What happens next is not for small children to read, k?
As my kids use to say, I started "pittin" up. That was around 6ish, and I'm just now seeing daylight. And much to my dogs dismay. When I finally did drag my sick little body out of bed, Trixie (my dog) was standing there with her legs crossed. Oh just great. I've been puking my guts out for the past four hours and she wants to be funny. It's owner abuse I tell ya.
Anyhoo...after half a pack of saltines and some diet coke, I'm starting to feel a tad better and wanted to come share this with you.
Why?
Hey, if da Queen suffers...YOU suffer...capice?
da Queen
Murphy is alive and well, living in Alabama and as someone once told me, "Queenie...you can't have JUST A DAY, can you? Something always happens." Ain't it so girlfriend? Ain't it so?
I got up, put the coffee on and began checking my email fan letters. Both of um. What happens next is not for small children to read, k?
As my kids use to say, I started "pittin" up. That was around 6ish, and I'm just now seeing daylight. And much to my dogs dismay. When I finally did drag my sick little body out of bed, Trixie (my dog) was standing there with her legs crossed. Oh just great. I've been puking my guts out for the past four hours and she wants to be funny. It's owner abuse I tell ya.
Anyhoo...after half a pack of saltines and some diet coke, I'm starting to feel a tad better and wanted to come share this with you.
Why?
Hey, if da Queen suffers...YOU suffer...capice?
da Queen
posted by Queen Jaw Jaw at
12:38 PM
4 Comments:
Poor Queenie! Not fair for you to be sick and spending the day on the - er - um - THRONE. Glad you are feeling better though....you didn't eat something you SHOULDN'T have yesterday did ya? Come on - FESS UP! Your Pal Pinki wants to hear the scoop!
Sorry to hear you're ill! Hope you get back on your feet real soon! But then , you'd only have to go to work tomorrow!
Robin
Ewwww...Yuck...I come in from having dinner after church and read this?? LOL!!! I sure hope you're feeling better. I don't think I could stand "All things pukey" round 2!
Y'all take it easy now, Ya hear?
Love ya! - Donna
Another funny but I must say "somewhat sticky" piece! I'll say one thing, you are descriptive! Again, you made me think about life--the good, the bad and the questionnable!
Toni
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